so we got a telemarketer tonight and they asked for my father-in-law who was standing right next to me. I asked him if he wanted to speak to a telemarketer and he said, "tell them i'm dead." So i put the phone back up to my ear and said, "he said he's dead" to which, obviously not believing that, the telemarketer replied, "well, is mrs. so and so there?" to which I replied, "nope... she said she's dead too." The telemarketer then said, "well i'm sorry to hear that you have a good night." Man that was fun.












in-laws' names have been omitted for conscience sake